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I Am Number Four is directed by American filmmaker D.J. Caruso, of The Salton Sea, Taking Lives, Two for the Money, Disturbia and Eagle Eye most recently. The screenplay was co-written by writing partners Alfred Gough and Miles Millar (Lethal Weapon 4, Shanghai Knights, Spider-Man 2, Herbie Fully Loaded, “Smallville”) and is based on James Frey & Jobie Hughes‘ novel of the same name that just hit bookshelves. DreamWorks is producing and Disney is bringing I Am Number Four to theaters on February 18th, 2011.

The inimitable COREY TAYLOR, frontman of not one, but two multi-million-selling bands in STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT, and sometime solo artist, is to release his first solo single, titled ‘X-M@$’ through Roadrunner Records on 12th December.

So what’s the story with one of the rock genre’s most revered frontmen and a Christmas single? Corey explains as follows: “I wrote this song in my kitchen one winter, listening to people bitch about the holidays. Personally, I love the holidays, but they seem to bring on severe stress in most people. So, I wrote this in honour of crotchety, drunken bastards who don’t know the difference between a yuletide and a toolshed. Plus, I think it’s funny. I bet the UK will too. They’re some of my favourite people in the world.”

Last month, when a gap arose during the recent Stone Sour UK tour, Corey hot-footed it over to Metropolis Studios in Chiswick, West London, and tracked the tune in a single afternoon. The lyrics showcase Corey’s sense of humour and irreverence in full force, dispensing a fat dose of jocular stick-poking at those who loathe the holiday season. However, Taylor’s joviality doesn’t stop with the song words, as he even drops a sneaky ‘Hi Simon!!’ in the single’s fade-out, as a nod to Mr Cowell and his Xmas-hijacking X-Factor squad.

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Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA

So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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Office Theme Song – Linus and Lucy – Turkish March – Mario Brothers Theme – In the Hall of the Mountain King – Bad Romance – Viva La Vida – Like a Virgin – Crazy Train – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger – James Bond Theme – Pirates of the Caribbean Theme – The Final Countdown

Мою любимую Cemetery Gates тоже сыграли, но мне больше оригинал нравится :devil: :grin2:

Students’ Ages: Drums Tyler Rogers 12, Guitar Blake Hillard 12, Vocals Peter Hoffman 13, Guitar Matt Lohmueller 13, Guitar Tommy Floegel 13, Bass Sam Parsons 16, Guitar Joe Hubbell 16

A test pilot (Ryan Reynolds) is granted a mystical green ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers, as well as membership into an intergalactic squadron tasked with keeping the peace within the universe. In theaters on June 17th.

Daniel Craig plays Jake Lonergan, a stranger with no memory of his past who stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. But the town is soon invaded by aliens and Jake must pull together a posse comprised of former opponents to combat these extraterrestrials. In addition to Daniel Craig, Cowboys & Aliens also stars Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Noah Ringer, Clancy Brown and the legendary Harrison Ford as Col. Dolarhyde. In theaters on July 29th, 2011

Upd.: Вспомнилась сцена из сериала Black Books :giggle: :grin2:

Manny: Something else. (Takes newspaper) Here we go, here we go. “Regression. Richard Gere. A bloke has to kill himself to go back into the past to rescue himself as a child, so he can grow up to kill himself and go back into the past to rescue himself as a child so he can grow up”..
Bernard: No.

A sci-fi story centered on a soldier who wakes up in the body of a person who witnesses a train explosion. In theaters everywhere starting April 15th next year.

The creative design studio H-57 just released 3 amazing posters to promote their own work. Typography based creations, the 3 posters, show a Star Wars characters designed with actual… typography characters. A great way to promote “The force of typography”. The faces of Darth Vader, Yoda and a StormTrooper are shown on a vintage background.

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We’ve got a situation! Argentina-based design company Estudio Minga makes us laugh with their cleverly designed WTF? series. These eleven illustrations are well-executed, giving us simple stories in straightforward ways. Also, love how each of these can stand on their own but when taken together, make a wonderful, imaginative and creative series.

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