With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ’slow down’. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means ‘go’, green means ‘whoa, slow down’, and red means ‘where the heck did you get that banana?’
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I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
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I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
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I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
This a list of stuff/posts I personally enjoyed a lot. Some sort of "My Favorites" or "Bookmarks", which ever name you like better. The list will be updated from time to time, so you might want to keep that in mind and check out this page every now and then.
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend - Adam Ferrara отжжигает об отношениях. Про свою девушку и разные ситуации.
George Carlin - Mark Twain Prize for American Humor (2008) [8 parts] - On June 18, 2008, four days before his death, the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC announced that Carlin would be the 2008 honoree of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which was awarded on November 10, 2008. Carlin thus beca
Michael Moore’s: Sicko (2007) - SiCKO is a must-see documentary! The creator Michael Moore answers that all-important question in his best documentary yet. Forget whatever criticism you may have heard about SiCKO — this is a Michael Moore masterpiece: A courageous, impactful and outrag
Pat Condell’s Godless Comedy - A lot of videos from Pat Condell with some interesting points on religion & atheism
Вотки хароший? - Есть тут у нас рядом с работой магазинчик. Держат его айзербайжанцы, соответственно, продавцы тоже все айзербайжанцы. А рядом у нас Апражка (Апраксин двор, сукарынок) и ремонтируют здание, соответсвенно, ещё есть грузины, абхазцы и армяне. И все они ходят
Список Чечен. Преступ. - ФСБ Российской Федерации опубликовало список чеченских преступников: Салман Радуев, Шамиль Басаев, Руслан Гилаев, Ушат Помоев, Улов Налимов, Рекорд Надоев…
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